Welcome to kerp.net!

Hey, where'd your site go?

Okay, kids, here's the deal... After having my little nook of the web up for... oh... 12 years now with only sporadic updates (the last major update being in 2003), I've started to realize that it's embarassingly out of date.

You probably no longer care to hear my thoughts about Napster getting sued (I was totally right, by the way), the band Staind, or the Atkins diet. And my humor column, which seemed funny and witty back in 1996, now seems just kinda lame.

So, instead, if you're interested in what's going on in my life, I encourage you to visit these exciting Web 2.0 sites...

• Want to know what's going on in my professional life? You can go check out my LinkedIn profile (And while you're at it, go download Fairy Godmother Tycoon. It's a good game, darn it.)
• Want to know what's going on in my personal life? Check out my Facebook profile!
• If you're into ActionScript physics engines (and really, who isn't?), don't miss my Box2D video tutorials!
• Check out my latest "Hey, look! I'm learning Flex!" project, Chickadee, the Twitter Application for People Who Aren't Really Into Twitter, but Don't Want to Feel Left Out.
• Also, be sure to read my awesome blog, which I plan on updating exactly five times, and then never touching ever again.

And finally, if you want to send me email, please do so at . I'm usually good about answering my mail. But not always.