Welcome to kerp.net!

Hey, where'd your site go?

Okay, kids, here's the deal... After having my little nook of the web up for... oh... 12 years now with only sporadic updates (the last major update being in 2003), I've started to realize that it's embarassingly out of date.

You probably no longer care to hear my thoughts about Napster getting sued (I was totally right, by the way), the band Staind, or the Atkins diet. And my humor column, which seemed funny and witty back in 1996, now seems just kinda lame.

So, instead, if you're interested in what's going on in my life, I encourage you to visit these exciting Web 2.0 sites...

• Want to see some pictures? Go see my photos on Picasa! (If you're a friend of mine, send me mail and I can share a few more photos that aren't public. No, they're not dirty.)
• Want to know what's going on in my professional life? You can go check out my LinkedIn profile (And while you're at it, go download Fairy Godmother Tycoon. It's a good game, darn it.)
• Want to know what's going on in my personal life? Check out my Facebook profile!
• Want to know what restaurants I've been to lately? Maybe I've added them to my Yelp profile.

And finally, if you want to send me email, please do so at . I'm usually good about answering my mail. But not always.