And now it's time for....

The Adventures of Frank Wong, Asian Protagonist Who Doesn't Know Any Martial Arts!

So I first came up with this idea way back, in, like, 1996, but it was only recently that I got around to putting it down on paper. At the time, I thought it was witty and full of wry social commentary. Now, I'm thinking it's kinda stale and lame. Or, at the very least, that I should have finished it before Better Luck Tomorrow hit the theaters.

But in any case, this was a complete pain in the ass to draw in Photoshop, so I figure, stale humor or not, I'm still posting it.

Yes, stay tuned for next week's exciting adventures of Frank Wong, Asian Protagonist Who Doesn't Know Any Martial Arts, where Frank tries to solve the mystery of where his eyebrows went between panels 5 and 10.

I told you I couldn't draw.

Oh, piss off.