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The telephone sounds in the center of the night
My father howls, "What are you making with yours life?"
Oh daddy dear you knows you are motionless number one
But girls that they want to have the pleasure
Answer: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper

Original lyrics:
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they wanna have fun
I believe the child will be our future
Teaches them is well and lets them carry out in this way
To demonstrate they all will be beautiful inside their posess
Answer: "The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston

Original lyrics:
I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they posess inside
I never again dance.
The guilty foot does not have the rhythm.
Although it are easy to disguise
I know you are not the imbecile
Answer: "Careless Whisper" by Wham!

Original lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know you're not a fool
She will encourage you to remove your clothing
And with going to dance under the rain
She will encourage you to live the insane life
Because it will carry your pain
Answer: "La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin

Original lyrics:
She'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live the crazy life
As she'll take away your pain
I had run I have crept
I measured these city walls
In order to be only with you
But I have not still discovered what I am seeking
Answer: "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2

Original lyrics:
I have run, I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
Only to be with you
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
I like great ends and I cannot be
Your other brothers are not possible with the denial
Where a girl goes inside a size bitty itty
And a round thing in yours face
Answer: "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot

Original lyrics:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face

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