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It is the English that breaks challenge of music!
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Here the history
Of a beautiful woman
Which led three very beautiful girls
Who had all of the gold hair
As their nut/mother
Youngest in the bends |
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Answer: The Brady Bunch
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Original lyrics:
Here's the story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls
Yes, Shelley Long starred as Mrs. Brady in The Brady Bunch Movie
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The world do not shift
With the beat of a just drum
What could be exact for you
Cannot be exact for certain |
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Answer: Diff'rent Strokes
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Original lyrics:
Well the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum
What might be right for you
May not be right for some
Also served as enough fodder for an entire season of E! True Hollywood Stories
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I go down to the park from the active south
To have myself one moment.
The friendly faces everywhere
Humiliate people without temptation. |
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Answer: South Park
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Original lyrics:
I'm going down to South Park
Going to have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
TIMMAY!
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Then nobody tells you lives the plan is this.
Your work joke, you were break,
You are the DOA of the life of love.
It is as you are always wedged in the second speed
It was not your day, the week, the month, or even of your year. |
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Answer: Friends
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Original lyrics:
So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
Your love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
Sure, their theme song makes it sound like life's really tough, but they all live in apartments I'll never be able to afford.
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Why is us always comes here
I to guess we never know
It look like one kind of torment
Must observe this demonstration |
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Answer: The Muppet Show
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Original lyrics:
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
Give yourself bonus points if you remembered the old guys in the balcony were named Statler and Waldorf
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They are constant the good and old boy,
Never mean the evil,
To beat all you never saw,
In problem with law since day to be born |
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Answer: The Dukes of Hazard
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Original lyrics:
Just some good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw,
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.
The women's clothing we're referring to are Daisy Dukes. Quite possibly the greatest fashion invention since those midriff-exposing shirts.
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How does the sunny day
Sweep clear the cloud
On the way
Where the air is soft
Can you indicate to me how to obtain
How to obtain
With the sesame seed street |
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Answer: Sesame Street
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Original lyrics:
Sunny days
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way
To where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get
To sesame street
Remember Don Music, the piano player who would bang his head against the piano? They had to discontinue the character because too many kids were imitating him
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The love, is exciting and newly mounts.
We are anticipating you.
The love, lives the softest reward.
Lets it flow, it float return you.
The expensive ship
Very quickly does other runs
The expensive ship
Promise something for everybody |
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Answer: The Love Boat
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Original lyrics:
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard.
We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Did you know Charo still puts on shows in Vegas and Hawaii? Coochie coochie!
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Give yourself a point for every song you got right.
Your ranking:
- 0 - 1 correct: A Star Wars Christmas Special
- 2 - 3 correct: The Powers of Matthew Star
- 4 - 5 correct: One of those shows between Friends and Seinfeld that never quite made it
- 6 - 7 correct: That Moonlighting "Taming of the Shrew" episode
- 8 correct: Seinfeld's "The Contest" episode
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