So it's been two weeks since we started the whole Plant Death Race Thingie, and I think it's time to check in on the little guys and see how they're doing.

In hopes of selling the whole concept to MTV, I tried to make it fit in with their reality-television format a little better. (You'll have to imagine the cool soundtrack playing on top of the action.) The way I figure it, they should be contacting me in the next few days with a multi-million dollar development deal.

Or a lawsuit. One of the two.

	This is the true story
			I will not say my line. You will go away now.
	Of five plants, picked to live on a desk
			To find out what happens when plants stop being polite
	And start being force-fed various liquids until they die.
	The Real Death Race -- San Francisco

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