So yesterday, a bunch of folks here at the office thought it would be fun to take movies and condense them down into limerick form. Partly because we felt the need to express ourselves poetically, but mostly because, hey, it beats working.

Anyway, here's a few that we came up with. Your job? See if you can figure out what movie these limericks are supposed to be describing. For example, this one...

It seems as though everyone thinks
That this prequel totally stinks
The plot, it fell flat
But much worse than that
Was that character named Jar-Jar Binks.

See? Wasn't that easy? Now let's see how well you do on the rest of these guys...

	Look here, you're quite clearly insane As I've already tried to explain I'm no master spy And I don't want to die So what's with that low-flying plane?
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	This man has his rules to enforce And he does so with little remorse You dare not refuse him For it won't amuse him And you'll wind up in bed with a horse.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	Oh, Dill, you're a breath of fresh air With you I could easily share The rest of my life As husband and wife Uhh... what's that you're hiding down there?
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	I hide in your closet at night And give kids a terrible fright. Still, I'm not a bad guy, Though my singular eye Means I lack three-dimensional sight.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	A dysfunctional kid from the burbs Wears a cap and sells illegal herbs. When he meets Lester's daughter He thinks she's much hotter Than a bag he filmed next to the curb.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	Sammy Jankis was just a pretender And ruined his life Someone murdered his wife His memory's gone through a blender. Poor Leonard just doesn't remember;
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	Forget Doctors Pavlov and Skinner This psychiatrist's really a winner But you're in for a shock If ever this doc Invites you over for dinner.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	He came from a bad neighborhood, His mother drinks more than she should So he turned to rap To escape from this trap And was "dope." (I think that means "good.")
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	In the first scene, the main guy is dead. Then in flashbacks, his life is retread. He builds an empire In the end, there’s a fire That burns up some busted old sled.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	Nothing you know now is true. Don't take the pill that is blue; You'll figure out soon There's really no spoon And pick up some kick-ass kung fu.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	Though father ruled all like a king The Sister taught children to sing But music can mend. He found in the end, She was one of his favorite things.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music

	A bunch of short guys with big faces Come to earth and blow up lots of places While our monuments burn Jeff Goldblum will learn That ETs all use Mac interfaces.
	--Choose one-- 8 Mile American Beauty Citizen Kane The Crying Game The Godfather Independence Day The Matrix Memento Monsters, Inc. North by Northwest The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music